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20 Burger Jokes That You'll Relish!

Don't get in a pickle - you'll be sure to relish these saucy burger jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 10th 2021

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Did you hear about the man who got ill from eating a horse burger?

He's in a stable condition!

Where do burgers go to dance?

The meatball!

What was Shakespearae's favourite burger?

The McBeth!

Have you heard about the new Wookie burger?

Its a bit Chewie!

Have you seen the new fish burger from McDonald's?

It's called the McKerel!

Goldfish looking at a laptop with a picture of a fish on the screen

Where do monkeys go to get their fast food?

Burger Kong!

A smiling monkey

What is a burger’s favorite day?


What do bees eat for lunch?


A grinning bee wearing green sunglasses

I just saw James Bond making burgers!

Turns out he has a licence to grill!

What type of burger isn't allowed on the titanic?

Ice burgers!

How did the burger introduce his new girlfriend?

Meet Patty, everyone!

What's a hamburger chef's favourite guitar chord?

Beef flat!

What do you call a burger bar at the bottom of the sea?

A scuba diner!

Scuba Diving

Why did Dracula order a burger?

He just fancied a quick bite!

Dracula eating a burger

What do you get when you cross a computer and a burger?

A big Mac!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Iceburgers with chilly sauce!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a burger?

Fast food!