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Did you hear about the man who got ill from eating a horse burger?
He’s in a stable condition!
Where do burgers go to dance?
What was Shakespearae’s favourite burger?
Have you heard about the new Wookie burger?
Its a bit Chewie!
Have you seen the new fish burger from McDonald’s?
It’s called the McKerel!
Where do monkeys go to get their fast food?
What is a burger’s favorite day?
A cheese burger walks in to a bar…
“Sorry! We don’t serve food in here!”
What do bees eat for lunch?
I just saw James Bond making burgers!
Turns out he has a licence to grill!
What type of burger isn’t allowed on the titanic?
How did the burger introduce his new girlfriend?
Meet Patty, everyone!
What’s a hamburger chef’s favourite guitar chord?
What do you call a burger bar at the bottom of the sea?
A scuba diner!
Why did Dracula order a burger?
He just fancied a quick bite!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a burger?
A big Mac!
I asked the librarian if I could have a burger and chips. They said: “this is a library!”
So I whispered: “can I have a burger and chips?”
What do penguins eat for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers with chilly sauce!
What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a burger?