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22 Christmas Food Jokes To Cracker You Up

Enjoy a serving of laughs at this years festive feast with Beano's clucking collection of Christmas dinner jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

When your stuffed full of these, feast on some enticing elf jokes, sleighing Santa jokes or get your eyes rolling at some Christmas cracker jokes

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Did you hear about the guy who fell into a Christmas pudding?

He was dragged in by a strong currant!

What do mice have for Christmas dinner?

Cheese and crackers!

When is a turkey dinner bad for your health?

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When you're the turkey!

Why can't you take your turkey to church on Christmas?

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Because it has fowl language!

What do snowmen have for Christmas breakfast?

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Ice crispies!

Why did the turkey join the band?

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Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?

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Copy and basting!

What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede?

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Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

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On the dark side!

What did the turkey say to the hunter on Christmas?

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Quack, quack!

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?

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What do ducks do before Christmas dinner?

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Pull their Christmas quackers!

What do police officers eat instead of turkey at Christmas?

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Truncheon meat!

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

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You get tinsel-itis!

Why is the turkey never hungry at Christmas?

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It's stuffed!

What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?

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My pop is bigger than yours!

Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?

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Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!

This Christmas turkey’s disgusting!

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Well, you asked for a foul roast!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?


Your teeth!

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A poul-tree!

What sound does a limping turkey make?

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Wobble, wobble!

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?

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Tis the season to be jelly!

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