44 Santa Jokes to Leave You Feeling Jolly
Funny Santa jokes from Beano. All the Santa Claus jokes you need for a merry Christmas...
How do you wash your hands at Christmas?
With hand Santatizer!
Why does Santa like his reindeer to have antlers?
So he can get better tv reception in the sleigh!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus as he left on Christmas Eve?
I think it's going to rain, dear!
What are Santa's favourite crisps?
What do you call a crab that eats mince pies?
What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?
Whats the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?
The knight is slayin the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!
Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?
He's on a deery-free diet!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing, it's on the house!
Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
What does Santa spend his wages on?
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
In a ho-ho-hotel!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf centre!
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
Because it’s bad for your elf!
Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!
Who is Santa's all-time favourite pop singer?
What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?
Doctor, doctor! I’m scared of Father Christmas!
You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia!
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
What says "Oh Oh Oh"?
Santa walking backwards!
How does Santa feel when he gets stuck up a chimney?
What nationality is Santa?
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
Nothing - it was on the house!
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Only one - after that, it isn't empty!
How do you know if Santa's in your house?
You can sense his presents!
How good is Santa at karate?
He has a black belt!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
What is Santa's sister called?