What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas cracker!
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
What does Santa spend his wages on?
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf centre!
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
What says "Oh Oh Oh"?
Santa walking backwards!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
In a ho-ho-hotel!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
Because it’s bad for your elf!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!