Santa Jokes

Funny Santa jokes from Beano. All the Santa Claus jokes you need for a merry Christmas...

Nothing says Christmas like these seriously funny Santa jokes. Need more? We've got 100+ Christmas jokes, not to mention some of the best Christmas cracker jokes too.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas cracker!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?


What do you call a cat who works for Santa?

Santa Claws!

What does Santa spend his wages on?

Jingle bills!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?

To the elf centre!

Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?

Santa Jaws!

Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?

Saint Knickerless!

What does Santa use to bake cakes?

Elf-raising flour!

What says "Oh Oh Oh"?

Santa walking backwards!

How does Santa feel when he gets stuck up a chimney?


Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

Because he has private elf care!

What nationality is Santa?

North Polish!

What does Santa eat for breakfast?

Mistle toast!

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?

In a ho-ho-hotel!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Sant Applause!

Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?

Saint Knicker-less!

Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?

Because it’s bad for your elf!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

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