Santa Jokes

Funny Santa jokes from Beano. All the Santa Claus jokes you need for a merry Christmas...

Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?

Saint Knickerless!

What does Santa use to bake cakes?

Elf-raising flour!

What says "Oh Oh Oh"?

Santa walking backwards!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa rolling down a hill!

What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?

Santa Pause!

Doctor, doctor! I’m scared of Father Christmas!

You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?

Santa Jaws!

What is Santa's sister called?

Mary Christmas!

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

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