Turn ho ho ho into ha ha ha with icicle-sharp funny Christmas jokes for kids from Beano...
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
What happens to naughty elves?
They get the sack!
What says "Oh Oh Oh"?
Santa walking backwards!
What do frogs love about Christmas?
What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?
What's James Bond's favourite Christmas grub?
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Doctor, doctor! I’m scared of Father Christmas!
You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?
What is Santa's sister called?
What reindeer has the worst manners?
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
What do elves learn in school?