100+ of the Funniest Christmas Jokes

The best Christmas jokes! Beano's funny Christmas jokes collection...

Turn ho ho ho into ha ha ha with icicle-sharp, funny Christmas jokes for kids from Beano.

There are more than 100 of the top Christmas jokes on this EPIC list! Still want more of the best Christmas jokes? Head on over to our collection of the funniest Santa jokes.

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas cracker!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?

Dancer!

What does Santa spend his wages on?

Jingle bills!

Where would you find a Christmas tree?

Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?

Because it's cool!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?

To the elf centre!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

What reindeer has the worst manners?

Rude-olph!

Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?

Saint Knickerless!

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