The Best Christmas Cracker Jokes!

Brace yourself for the best jokes to ever fall out of a Christmas cracker!

What goes 'Oh, Oh, Oh'?

Santa walking backwards!

Santa

Why was the snowman looking through the pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Carrots

Where does Santa go when he's not feeling very well?

To the elf centre!

Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

Santa's little helpers

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?

Santa Claws!

Christmas cat

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?

Dancer!

Reindeer on the dance floor

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Pizza

What do you call a naughty reindeer?

Rude-olph!

Rein

Who sneaks around in the bakery at Christmas time?

A mince spy.

Mince pie

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas cracker!

A duck dressed as Santa Claus

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