Christmas Cracker Jokes

Cracking cracker jokes! Brace yourself for the best jokes that ever popped out of Christmas cracker.

Christmas cracker jokes have a bit of a reputation, but we're here to fix that!

Plus we've got epic Christmas jokes and Santa jokes too.

What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?

My pop is bigger than yours!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas quacker!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?


What do you call a cat who works for Santa?

Santa Claws!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?

To the elf centre!

What reindeer has the worst manners?


What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What says "Oh Oh Oh"?

Santa walking backwards!

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