Thanksgiving Jokes

Beano's thanksgiving jokes are so funny, you'll be thankful you read them!

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Fun fact: There are four towns in the United States named “Turkey.”

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A turKEY!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest!

What do you call the age of a pilgrim?

pilgrimage!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?

Twerky!

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

A turkey because it's always stuffed!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth rock!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all!

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?

Their age!

Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?

Fangs-giving!

What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!

What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

He sensed fowl play!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

Quack, quack!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

“Google, google, google!”

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!

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