Pasta Jokes

Get spaghet-tee-heeing at these hilarious pasta jokes!

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What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?

It’s pasta your bedtime!

What kind of pasta grants wishes?

Fettugenie!

What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?

Fettuccini afraido!

How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?

They caught the thief red-handed!

What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?

A meat bawl!

Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?

Because he was a little square!

What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?

Come and spaghet it!

What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?

Gaelic breath!

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!

My Mum thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti.

She wont be laughing when I drive pasta!

Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?

It was too alfredo!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What did the pasta say to the tomato?

Don’t get saucy with me!

What do you call sick pasta?

Mac n’ sneeze!

Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?

He wasn’t stroganoff!

What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?

Chortle-ini!

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?

Pasta la vista!

Where does pasta go to dance?

The meatball!

Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?

It cost a pretty penne!

Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?

I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

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