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20 Snowman Puns To Make You Melt Into Laughter!

It's snow surprise - these snowman puns are a blizzard of fun! Get ready to melt into a puddle of laughter!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 4th 2023

It's Christmas, and time to laugh your head off with these snowman-themed puns and jokes! Snowmen are one of the best things about snow, maybe only tying with sledding and snowball fights! Get ready to howl with laughter (like a blizzard - geddit?!) And there's so much more festive merriment waiting for you, too! Try these Santa jokes, some Christmas puns, or some twinkly Christmas tree jokes!

Why don’t snowmen get married?

They always get cold feet!

What do you call a snowman who loves to bake?

A doughman!

What do you say when you hear a great snowman pun?

“Icy what you did there!”

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

What do you call a charitable snowman?

A chill-anthropist!

What is a snowman?

The opposite of a s-yes-man!

What’s the best winter-themed musical?

The Greatest Snowman!

What do you call an angry snowman?

Cross-ty the Snowman!

What do you call a snowman wearing sunglasses?

Cool as ice!

Why are snowmen rarely angry?

They're good at keeping their cool!

How can you tell a snowman is mad at you?

He’ll be giving you the cold shoulder!

What happened to the snowman who stood in the sun for too long?

He had a meltdown!

How do snowmen greet each other?

"Ice to see you!"

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

Why did the snowman take so long looking at the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

How do snowmen get around?

On icicles!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill!