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22 Elf Jokes to Make Santa Laugh His Beard Off in 2021

Take a load elff your mind with these puntastic elf jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

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How do elfs keep trim?

Elfy eating!

What do you say to an elf that needs to hurry up?

Get a jingle on!

What is an elf's favourite crisp?


Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?


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What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills!

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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!

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How did you learn archery?

I'm elf-taught!

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Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto?

He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive!

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What kind of elf lives in a can?

A Sprite!

Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

Because he has private elf care!

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How is Drake like an elf?

He spends all his time wrapping!

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Why didn’t Rudolph go to school?

He was elf-taught!

Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?

Because it’s bad for your elf!

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Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had low elf esteem!

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What did the reindeer say to the elf?

Nothing...reindeer can't talk!

What kind of music do elves like best?


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Who is Santa's all-time favourite pop singer?

Elf-is Presley!

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If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an elf get?

Mistle toe!

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What does Santa use to bake cakes?

Elf-raising flour!

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What happens to naughty elves?

They get the sack!

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