22 Elf Jokes Which Made Santa Laugh His Beard Off
Take a load elff your mind with these puntastic elf jokes!
How do elfs keep trim?
What do you say to an elf that needs to hurry up?
Get a jingle on!
What is an elf's favourite crisp?
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
What kind of money do elves use?
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
How did you learn archery?
Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto?
He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive!
What kind of elf lives in a can?
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
How is Drake like an elf?
He spends all his time wrapping!
Why didn’t Rudolph go to school?
He was elf-taught!
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
Because it’s bad for your elf!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!
What did the reindeer say to the elf?
Nothing...reindeer can't talk!
What kind of music do elves like best?
Who is Santa's all-time favourite pop singer?
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an elf get?
What do elves learn in school?
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
What happens to naughty elves?
They get the sack!