What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
What kind of car do frogs prefer?
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What’s a frog’s favourite flower?
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope!
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit!
What’s white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What do frogs do with paper?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals!
Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
What do you call a frog stuck in mud?
What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow lines?
Its car got toad!
What does Kermit say when he’s enjoying dinner?
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
How does Kermit greet his toad friend?
What’s Kermit’s favourite fast food?
How does Kermit share secrets?
In morse toad!
What happened when the frog’s car broke down?
He jump started it!
What’s a frogs favourite drink?
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom!
What weighs two tons and jumps like a frog?
What’s green and loud?
What’s a frog’s favourite sweet?