Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes. If you like your jokes a little drier, we've got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom... or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator.
What’s the most musical part of a fish?
What is the best way to get in touch with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
Why don’t fish play tennis?
They’re scared of the net!
Doctor, doctor I've swallowed a fish bone. Are you choking?
No, I really did!
What’s the most famous fish?
What do you call fish with no eyes?
Where do fish sleep?
On the sea bed!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
What do fish use to help them hear?
A herring aid!
What kind of fish performs operations?
There were two goldfish in a tank. What did one say to the other?
How do you drive this thing?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!
Which musical instruments can catch fish?
Where do fish keep their money?
What do you call a shark with a tie?