Fish Jokes

We're clown-fishing around with these funny fish jokes...

Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes. If you like your jokes a little drier, we've got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom... or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator.

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?

This tastes a little funny!

What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?

Not gill-ty!

What's a sharks favourite movie?

Shaw-shark Redemption!

What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?

Watch that sharkasm, young man!

What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?

Chews wisely!

What did the shark say to the other shark?

There's some-fin special about you!

How does a shark greet a fish?

Pleased to eat you!

Where do sharks go on vacation?


What do sharks order at McDonalds?

A quarter flounder with cheese!

What happened when the shark got famous?

He became a starfish!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.

When I woke up I realized it was just a bream!

Why did the crab never share?

Because he's shellfish!

How do you make a goldfish age?

Take out the G and Fish!

Why don’t shellfish share?

Because they’re shellfish!

Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish?

A clarinet!

Two fish where in a tank. One said to the other…

Do you know how to drive this thing?!

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank!

Why don't fish like computers?

They're scared of the net!

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