Fish Jokes

We're clown-fishing around with these funny fish jokes...

Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes. If you like your jokes a little drier, we've got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom... or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator.

What’s the most musical part of a fish?

The scales!

What is the best way to get in touch with a fish?

Drop it a line!

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

Why don’t fish play tennis?

They’re scared of the net!

Doctor, doctor I've swallowed a fish bone. Are you choking?

No, I really did!

What’s the most famous fish?

A star-fish!

What do you call fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

Where do fish sleep?

On the sea bed!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

What do fish use to help them hear?

A herring aid!

What kind of fish performs operations?

A sturgeon!

There were two goldfish in a tank. What did one say to the other?

How do you drive this thing?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Which musical instruments can catch fish?


Where do fish keep their money?


What do you call a shark with a tie?


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