Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes. If you like your jokes a little drier, we've got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom... or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator.
What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
This tastes a little funny!
What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
What's a sharks favourite movie?
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
Watch that sharkasm, young man!
What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
What did the shark say to the other shark?
There's some-fin special about you!
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder with cheese!
What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream!
Why did the crab never share?
Because he's shellfish!
How do you make a goldfish age?
Take out the G and Fish!
Why don’t shellfish share?
Because they’re shellfish!
Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish?
Two fish where in a tank. One said to the other…
Do you know how to drive this thing?!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
Why don't fish like computers?
They're scared of the net!