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14 Snow Jokes & Puns To Keep You Cool This Winter

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 2nd 2022

These funny snow and ice jokes will crack you up - it's snow joke!

Snow is the best - when it hits you get a day off school AND you get to throw snowballs and go sledding! What's not to like?

When you're done here, check the forecast with our funny weather jokes, or get festive with our epic Christmas jokes.

There's always the Joke Generator for a random joke on any subject!

1. What does a snowman have for breakfast?
Frosties!

2. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Look for Fresh Prints!

3. What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?

4. How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?
They sly-de!

5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow flakes!

6. Did you hear the serious story about winter?
It's snow joke!

7. Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!

8. Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman?
He's always so flaky!

9. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw!

10. What does a snowman use to get around?
An icicle!

11. What do feet do when it snows?
They go toe-bogganing!

12. What do robots wear when it snows?
Roboots!

13. What kind of androids do you find in the arctic?
Snobots!

14. How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!

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