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18 Snow Jokes That Are Pretty Cool

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

These funny snow and ice jokes will crack you up!

When you're done here, check the forecast with our funny weather jokes, or get festive with our epic Christmas jokes.

There's always the Joke Generator for a random joke on any subject!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snow flakes!

Did you hear the serious story about winter?

It's snow joke!

What do robots wear when it snows?


What kind of androids do you find in the arctic?


How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?

Igloos it together!

I got hit in the face with a snowball recently…

Knocked me out cold!

What do you call a snowman’s dog?

A slush puppy!

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice!

Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?

Because it's cool!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Iceburgers with chilly sauce!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


What do you eat when you're cold and angry?

A brr-grr!

What happened when the snowman got angry?

He had a meltdown!

What's an ig?

A house made of ice, without a loo!

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?

She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?

They change into puddles!

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