Weather Jokes

Be dazzled by this flurry of funny weather jokes!

Talk up a storm with these funny weather jokes! You'll have your friends and family beaming.

We've got a whole selection of funny science jokes you might want to experiment with too, or check out our funny school or teacher jokes.

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What colour is the sun?

I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it is black

Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado?

It was an udder disaster!

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

To get some rust!

What's the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day, of course!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What do you eat when you're cold and angry?

A brr-grr!

Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

What is the wettest animal?

A rain-deer!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?

The conductor!

What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?

Thunderpants!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

When is a boat just like snow?

When it's adrift!

What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?

They change into puddles!

What bow can’t be tied?

A rain-bow!

What do clouds wear beneath their trousers?

Thunderwear!

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

She took a very dim view on things!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining!

Why did the lightning get in trouble?

It didn't know how to conduct itself!

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