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30 Weather Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day

Be dazzled by this flurry of funny weather jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 9th 2021

Talk up a storm with these funny weather jokes! You'll have your friends and family beaming.

We've got a whole selection of funny science jokes you might want to experiment with too, or check out our funny school or teacher jokes.

What do you call it when it rains monkeys?

APE-ril showers!

What goes up when spring showers come down?


Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?

All over the place!

How do you prevent a summer cold?

summer jokes

Catch it in winter!

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

summer jokes

But he had a horrible fall!

Some seasons are cold...

summer jokes

And summer hot!

When are your eyes not eyes?

winter jokes

When the cold winter wind makes them water!

What do clouds do when they become rich?

They make it rain!

Why is the sun so smart?

Because it has over 5000 degrees!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What colour is the sun?

I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it is black!

Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado?

It was an udder disaster!

What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?

Funny jokes


Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Knock knock jokes

Snow business like show business!

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

To get some rust!

What's the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day, of course!

What bow can’t be tied?

rainbow jokes

A rain-bow!

What do clouds wear beneath their trousers?

funny jokes


Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

Funny jokes

She took a very dim view on things!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What do you eat when you're cold and angry?

A brr-grr!

Why did the lightning get in trouble?

Why did jokes

It didn't know how to conduct itself!

Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

What is the wettest animal?

A reindeer looking out into the distance with a rainbow behind it

A rain-deer!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?

The conductor!

When is a boat just like snow?

When it's adrift!

What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?

They change into puddles!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining!

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