Weather Jokes

Be dazzled by this flurry of funny weather jokes!

Talk up a storm with these funny weather jokes! You'll have your friends and family beaming.

We've got a whole selection of funny science jokes you might want to experiment with too, or check out our funny school or teacher jokes.

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the cold winter wind makes them water!

What do clouds do when they become rich?

They make it rain!

Why is the sun so smart?

Because it has over 5000 degrees!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What colour is the sun?

I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it is black!

Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado?

It was an udder disaster!

What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?

Thunderpants!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

To get some rust!

What's the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day, of course!

What do clouds wear beneath their trousers?

Thunderwear!

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

She took a very dim view on things!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

What do you eat when you're cold and angry?

A brr-grr!

Why did the lightning get in trouble?

It didn't know how to conduct itself!

Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

What is the wettest animal?

A rain-deer!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?

The conductor!

When is a boat just like snow?

When it's adrift!

What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?

They change into puddles!

What bow can’t be tied?

A rain-bow!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining!

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