Science Jokes

We've conducted several wacky experiments to come up with these funny science jokes!

BOOM! These science jokes are banging.

Make sure you check out our full collections of school jokes and teacher jokes, or head on over to our English, maths and history jokes.

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?

He used the escape key!

Which body part is the noisiest?

The ear drum!

How many planets are in the sky?

All of them!

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot. You can always catch a cold!

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