Science Jokes

We've conducted several wacky experiments to come up with these funny science jokes!

BOOM! These science jokes are banging.

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Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary...

It runs in your genes!

I bet that scientists will be able to perfect human cloning soon...

If not, I won't be able to live with myself!

Scientists have finally figured out what's at the bottom of the Mariana's Trench...

Water!

Scientists got bored of watching the earth spin for 24 hours...

So they called it a day!

What do clouds do when they become rich?

They make it rain!

How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet!

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

Do chemistry jokes make you sound smart?

NO!

Which elements do pirates like?

Aaaaargon and Gold!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium!

Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?

Because it’s always pushing electrons around!

How Dreamwork's chemistry movie will be named?

How to train your Argon!

How often can you joke about chemistry?

Periodically!

What is HIJKLMNO?

H2O!

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date.

I heard they really bonded!

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?

He used the escape key!

Which body part is the noisiest?

The ear drum!

How many planets are in the sky?

All of them!

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot. You can always catch a cold!

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