School Jokes

Funny school jokes to brighten those hours squeezed between the bell...

School's pretty funny, and these jokes prove it!

From teachers to maths lessons, we're cracking out the comedy.

Why did the school ban scissors?

To stop people cutting class!

What do you learn at witch school?


Headteacher: "Do you know how many teachers work at this school?"

Teacher: "I'd say about half of them!"

Why couldn't the maths student get any attention?

He didn't count!

How does a mathematician plough his fields?

With a pro-tractor!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

Why was the maths student so bad at decimals?

She couldn't get the point!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the Eighth!

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

What is a polygon?

A dead parrot!

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

What do butterflies study at school?


What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What’s black, white and horrible?

A maths test!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

What happened to the maths teacher's garden?

The plants all grew square roots!

Why don't farts do well at school?

They get expelled!

Why did the echo get detention?

For answering back!

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