Teacher Jokes

Funny teacher jokes fresh from the staff room!

Do you know a teacher who never cracks a smile? Get them on side with these funny teacher jokes!

And if teachers aren't funny enough (no comment!), we've also got the best school jokes and can help you see the funny side of maths.

Headteacher: "Do you know how many teachers work at this school?"

Teacher: "I'd say about half of them!"

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

What happened to the maths teacher's garden?

The plants all grew square roots!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

They couldn't control their pupils!

Why did the teacher write on the window?

So their lesson was clear!

Why was the music teacher sad?

He had lots of trebles!

What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?

Kids like sweets!

Why did the teacher go to the beach?

He wanted to test the water!

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If you liked this, then you should try watching What Do Teachers Do on the Weekend?! 😱 😜

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