Why couldn't the maths student get any attention?
He didn't count!
How does a mathematician plough his fields?
With a pro-tractor!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
Why was the maths student so bad at decimals?
She couldn't get the point!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do butterflies study at school?
What’s black, white and horrible?
A maths test!
What happened to the maths teacher's garden?
The plants all grew square roots!
Why should you never do maths in the jungle?
Because if you add four and four, you might get ate!
Why was the maths book sad?
It had too many problems!
Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
He had to work it out with a pencil!