History Jokes

Funny history jokes from the Beano for a brain-enhancing revision break!

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Fun fact: The worlds oldest jokes is traced back to 1900BC. It turns out fart jokes were as funny back then as they are now! 

What mouse was a Roman Emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

How did the Romans cut their hair?

With a pair of Caesars!

Why was 500AD to 900AD known as the Dark Ages?

Because those were the days of the knights!

In Great Britain, where are kings and queens crowned?

On the head!

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code!

Why is the pharaoh always boasting?

He sphinx he's the best!

Why is history like a fruit cake?

It's full of dates!

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