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English Jokes

English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!

Keep it in the classroom with our funny school LOLz and teacher jokes. Want more revision break jokes? We’ve got jokes about history, maths and science!

I saw someone spill all of their Scrabble tiles on the road…

I asked them what the word was on the street!

What’s a bee’s favourite novel?

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The Great Gats-bee!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

It was just a stage he was going through!

Is there a word that contains all five vowels?


Which letter is small and green?


What does “coincidence” mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that….

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What is the longest word?

Smiles – there’s a mile between the first and last letters!

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