English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!
I saw someone spill all of their Scrabble tiles on the road…
I asked them what the word was on the street!
What’s a bee’s favourite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!
Which dinosaur knew the most words?
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?
It was just a stage he was going through!
Is there a word that contains all five vowels?
Which letter is small and green?
What does “coincidence” mean?
Funny, I was about to ask you that….
Why is an English teacher like a judge?
They both hand out long sentences!
What is the longest word?
Smiles – there’s a mile between the first and last letters!