English Jokes

English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!

Keep it in the classroom with our funny school LOLz and teacher jokes. Want more revision break jokes? We've got jokes about history, maths and science!

What's a bee's favourite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

It was just a stage he was going through!

Is there a word that contains all five vowels?

Unquestionably!

Which letter is small and green?

P!

What does "coincidence" mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that....

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What is the longest word?

Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!

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