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10 English Jokes Which Will Make A Grammar Laugh

English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

Keep it in the classroom with our funny school LOLz and teacher jokes. Want more revision break jokes? We've got jokes about history, maths and science!

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

A laughing black cat and a grinning tabby cat

It was overbooked!

I saw someone spill all of their Scrabble tiles on the road...

I asked them what the word was on the street!

What's a bee's favourite novel?

bee jokes

The Great Gats-bee!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

It was just a stage he was going through!

Is there a word that contains all five vowels?

Unquestionably!

Which letter is small and green?

P!

What does "coincidence" mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that....

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What is the longest word?

Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!

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