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24 Funny Snowmen Jokes Which Are Pretty Cool

The funniest snowman jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 9th 2021

These funny snowman jokes will have you melting with laughter!

We've also got funny weather jokes, Santa jokes or Christmas jokes to keep those laughs coming.

What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea?

Melted!

Why didn't the snowman go to the party?

He had snowone to go with!

Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?

Because it tastes like bogies!

What do you call a snowman’s dog?

A slush puppy!

Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?

Because it's cool!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What did the snowman say to the robin?

I have snow idea!

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Iceburgers with chilly sauce!

Where would you find snowmen dancing?

At a snowball!

What do snowmen do in summer?

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Chill out!

How do you know if a snowman has been in your bed?

You wake up wet!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies!

What do you call an old snowman?

A puddle!

What happened when the snowman got angry?

He had a meltdown!

What’s a snowman’s favourite food?

Chilli!

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?

She gave him the cold shoulder!

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?

They change into puddles!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosties!

How do you scare a snowman?

With a hairdryer!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In snow banks!

How do snowmen get to work?

By icicle!

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