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20 Prawn Jokes That Are Straight Krilling It!

Looking for some shell-arious seafood puns? These cracking crustacean jokes and gags are the best in the frozen aisle!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 14th 2023

They might be bottom-feeders, but these a-peel-ing prawn jokes will always come out on top! So whether your just a casual prawn enjoyer or a committed prawn-again fishtian, you'll be sure to find some watery wisecracks to tickle your gills! Looking for some slightly drier humour? Check out these dog jokes, these pigeon jokes, or even these raucous rat jokes!

Jokes for every animals you could ever want! But first - it's prawn time!

Where do prawns keep their money?

In the sand bank!

Where do crabs and prawns park their public transport vehicles?

At the Bustacean!

Did you hear about that car that runs on prawns?

I heard it's very efishient!

What do prawns say when they answer the phone?


Where do you go to buy and sell shrimp?

The Prawn shop!

What do you call an all-you-can-eat prawn dinner?


I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Olympics...

They gave him the Prawns Medal!

What do shrimp wear in the kitchen?


Did you hear about the shellfish that couldn't breathe?

He had prawn-chitis!

What do you call a belt made out of prawns?

A waist of good seafood!

I’ve been offered a job as a fishmonger, but I’m not sure if I'll take it

I’ll need to weigh up the frozen prawns!

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish!

Did you hear about the prawn who went to a nightclub?

He pulled a mussel!

What recipe uses chicken, prawn, okra, and elephant sausage?


What do you call a prawn that gets run over by a car?

Road krill!

What do you call a shrimp that always gets injured?

Accident prawn!

“Do you serve prawns here?"

"Take a seat. We serve everybody!”

What kind of prawn climbs trees and eats bananas?

A shrimpanzee!

I decided not to invest in that prawn mayo factory...

Something smelled fishy!

How do crabs sell their treasure?

By going to a prawn broker!