20 Parrot Jokes To Repeat To Your Pirate Pals
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What do you call the creature you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!
My overweight parrot died yesterday.
To be honest it's a huge weight off my shoulders!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot!
What do you call a parrot wearing a nylon tracksuit?
Polly-Ester!
What game do baby parrots play?
Beakaboo!
Where do parrots make movies?
Pollywood!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
No idea, but when it speaks you'd better listen carefully!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a cat?
A trip to the vet!
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?
It gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
Voice mail!
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
I gave my parrot a cracker the other day.
Not sure it suited the paper hat though!
Why can’t you find any headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-em-all!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
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