20 Parrot Jokes To Repeat To Your Pirate Pals
Hey bird-brain! Check out these funny parrot jokes!
My overweight parrot died yesterday.
To be honest it’s a huge weight off my shoulders!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot!
What do you call a parrot wearing a nylon tracksuit?
What game do baby parrots play?
Where do parrots make movies?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
No idea, but when it speaks you’d better listen carefully!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a cat?
A trip to the vet!
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Two parrots were stood on a perch.
One turns to the other and asks, “can you smell fish?”
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?
It gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
I gave my parrot a cracker the other day.
Not sure it suited the paper hat though!
Why can’t you find any headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-em-all!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off!
A lady went into a pet shop: “I want a parrot for my little girl…”
“Sorry, madam, we don’t do swaps.”
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?