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20 Parrot Jokes To Repeat To Your Pirate Pals

Hey bird-brain! Check out these funny parrot jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

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SQUAWK!

What do you call the creature you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar? 

A walkie talkie!

Parrot Jokes
Parrot Jokes

My overweight parrot died yesterday.

To be honest it's a huge weight off my shoulders!

I just learned how to speak parrot.

I just learned how to speak parrot!

What do you call a parrot wearing a nylon tracksuit?

Polly-Ester!

What game do baby parrots play?

Beakaboo!

Where do parrots make movies?

Pollywood!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?

No idea, but when it speaks you'd better listen carefully!

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a cat?

A trip to the vet!

What’s better than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?

It gave him the cold shoulder!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?

Voice mail!

Where do the smartest parrots live?

In the brain-forest!

I gave my parrot a cracker the other day.

Not sure it suited the paper hat though!

Why can’t you find any headache tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots-ate-em-all!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

An animal that talks your head off!

What is a polygon?

A dead parrot!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!