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20 Big Head Jokes To Blow Your Mind!

Looking to expand your mind? Check out these extra-brainy noggin gags and big bonced one-liners!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 19th 2024

Are you a head above the rest? Does your swede weigh heavy upon your shoulders? Then these 20 big head jokes are for you! Swing your mighty cranium towards the screen and let's show you why having a big head is funnier than you think!

Looking for more body part jokes? Cast your eye over these foot jokes, these chin jokes, and even these hilarious arm jokes! Jokes for every part of the body (well, most of them)!

Ready to get back to the main event? It's head time!

I have 3 eyes, 15 limbs and a huge head. What am I?

A liar!

Your head is so big

Airlines charge you an extra £25 to bring it aboard!

My friend just found out he has a big head

He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his huge pillow tonight!

You can lose weight by putting sliced bread on your head

It's a loaf-hat-diet!

My head is so big I keep banging it on things

I have only my shelf to blame!

Did you hear about the farmer with a big head?

She used her hat to keep potatoes in!

What do you call a woman with a large, flat head who likes frogs?


What do you call a man with a head so big he can park a car on it?


Why did the guy with the big head become a mathematician?

He had a head for numbers!

What do you call a big-headed superhero?

Captain Cranium!

Why did the guy with the big head become a philosopher?

He had a lot of room for deep thoughts!

What did the barber say to the guy with the big head?

“I’m going to need more scissors for this job!”

What do you call a dinosaur who keeps banging their big head on things?

A Megasaur-head!

Your head is so big 

You have to step into your t-shirts to get them on!

How do you know you have a big head?

You dream in widescreen!

Why would you put lipstick on your big head?

When you need to make up your mind!

What do you call a comedian with a big forehead?

Headie Murphy!

What do you call it when someone has a big forehead?

A five-head!

I've got a big forehead

It gives my eyebrows a lot of wiggle room!

Which American Football player wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head!