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20 Rain Jokes That Shouldn't Be Mist!

These twenty ridiculous rain jokes will definitely brighten your day! Warning: not for those who prefer their humour dry!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 1st 2024

Nobody likes getting caught in the rain... but they might after they finish reading this hilarious list of rain jokes and puns! Read on and find out what's worse than raining cats and dogs, or what you call a small owl that get's caught in a storm! So whether it's drizzling, sleeting, or even chucking it down you can always have a giggle at these 20 weather gags from Beano!

And if you're done with these, we have lots of other good meterological mirth - just take a peek at these cloud jokes, these storm jokes, or these weather jokes!

Ok! Grab an umbrella and let's get going!

Why don't owls look for partners when it’s raining?

Because it's too wet to woo!

What do you call a Jedi in the rain?

Luke Sky-water!

What kind of pants do rainclouds wear?


Who’s there Butter! Butter who?

Butter bring an umbrella. It’s raining!

Why do you have to act quickly during a flood?

Because it’s an emergent sea!

Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?

Because It’s the clam before the storm!

Why is Britain the wettest country?

Because royalty has reigned there for centuries!

What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?

One reigns up and the other rains down!

We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the sea

It was a real mist opportunity!

What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?

A driplodocus!

Why does Santa have a huge umbrella?

Because of all the rain, dear!

How do witches fly when it rains?

With a mop!

How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket?

Dry clean it!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

How do you know rain doesn’t fall?

Because raindrops!

What do you call a bear caught in the rain? 

A drizzly bear!

A European Brown Bear

When does it rain money?

When there’s a change in the weather!

What do you call an owl’s kid in the rain?

A moist owlette!

Why did the rainy day go to school?

To get brighter!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside!