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Cloud Jokes

You'll be on cloud 9 with these cirrus-ly funny atmospheric wisecracks!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:ย  October 13th 2021

Whatever the weather, these cloud gags have you got you covered! Need more jokes? Check out these storm jokes, these weather jokes, or even these epic autumn jokes! And don't forget to check out our main joke page and our awesome Joke Generator!

Where do clouds go to the bathroom?

Anywhere they want!

What do you get if you mix a very sad cloud and the ocean?

A tropical depression!

Why was the sun mad at the clouds?

Because they kept throwing shade!

I thought I saw a cloud that looked like a pastry.

But it was a pie in the sky!

Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was mis-thunder-stood!

I watched a film about clouds once

It went way over my head!

Did you hear about the biggest cloud ever?

It was the raining champion!

What's a cloud's favourite reptile?

A blizzard!

Why do meteorologists pay so much attention to wispy clouds?

They take them cirrus-ly!

As raindrops say...

Two's company, three's a cloud!

I just connected my phone to the cloud

I had 10 mist calls!

Where do birds keep their photos?

On the cloud!

How do you fix a cloud?

With lightning bolts!

What do clouds wear during storms?


Why wasn't the giraffe paying attention?

She had her head in the clouds!

How do you tie up a cloud?

With a rainbow!

What did the cloud say to the rainbow?

You brighten my day!

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

A cloud!

Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?