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Autumn Jokes

Bright blue skies, crispy leaves and big laughs - welcome to our round-up of the best autumn jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  July 6th 2021

Some people love autumn, and everyone will love our funny autumn jokes collection!

Autumn is THE BEST time of year - Halloween is on the way, and then it won't be long 'til Christmas. Check out our Halloween and Christmas jokes or get big LOLz from the Joke Generator.

What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?

Autumn-y ache!

3 open mouthed Pumpkins

What is an owl’s favourite part of autumn?

Owl-ween!

A brown owl wearing green sunglasses

Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?

It's too wet to woo!

summer jokes

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

But he had a horrible fall!

summer jokes

What happens when winter arrives?

Autumn leaves!

winter jokes

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter...

Its a shame because he had such a great fall!

winter jokes

The police arrested 2 men for stealing batteries and fireworks...

They charged one and let the other one off!

Why did the tree get in trouble?

For being knotty!

A green sign saying lol!

What is a tree's favourite month?

Sep-timber!

A laughing and crossed eyed face

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone!

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped by the questions!

Lots of multicoloured question marks

What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you!

Next up: Halloween jokes