Autumn Jokes

Bright blue skies, crispy leaves and big laughs - welcome to our round-up of the best autumn jokes!

Some people love autumn, and everyone will love our funny autumn jokes collection!

Autumn is THE BEST time of year - Halloween is on the way, and then it won't be long 'til Christmas. Check out our Halloween and Christmas jokes or get big LOLz from the Joke Generator.

Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?

It's too wet to woo!

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

But he had a horrible fall!

What happens when winter arrives?

Autumn leaves!

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter...

Its a shame because he had such a great fall!

The police arrested 2 men for stealing batteries and fireworks...

They charged one and let the other one off!

Why did the tree get in trouble?

For being knotty!

What is a tree's favourite month?


What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone!

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped by the questions!

What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you!

How do trees get on the internet?

They log in!

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