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Autumn Jokes

Bright blue skies, crispy leaves and big laughs - welcome to our round-up of the best autumn jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 6th 2021

Some people love autumn, and everyone will love our funny autumn jokes collection!

Autumn is THE BEST time of year - Halloween is on the way, and then it won't be long 'til Christmas. Check out our Halloween and Christmas jokes or get big LOLz from the Joke Generator.

What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?

3 open mouthed Pumpkins

Autumn-y ache!

What is an owl’s favourite part of autumn?

A brown owl wearing green sunglasses


Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?

summer jokes

It's too wet to woo!

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

summer jokes

But he had a horrible fall!

What happens when winter arrives?

winter jokes

Autumn leaves!

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter...

winter jokes

Its a shame because he had such a great fall!

The police arrested 2 men for stealing batteries and fireworks...

They charged one and let the other one off!

Why did the tree get in trouble?

A green sign saying lol!

For being knotty!

What is a tree's favourite month?

A laughing and crossed eyed face


What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone!

Why do trees hate tests?

Lots of multicoloured question marks

Because they get stumped by the questions!

What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you!

Next up: Halloween jokes