What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'!
What kind of letters do vampires get?
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!
Why did the vampire brush his teeth?
He had bat breath!
Where do you find a monster snail?
At the end of a monster's finger!
What do ghosts say to their children?
Spook when you're spooken to!
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch!
How can you tell if there’s a monster in your fridge?
You can't shut the door!
What do you call witches who lift-share?
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it's ripe!
What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt!
What is Dracula’s favourite dog?
What happened to the bad-tempered witch?
She flew off the handle!
How does Dracula stay fit?
He plays batminton!
Why did the skeleton quit?
His heart wasn't in it!