50+ Dead Funny Halloween Jokes

Scoop maximum trick or treat loot with Beano's best ever spooky Halloween jokes. They're (un)dead funny!

Are you looking for the best Halloween joke ever?

These dead funny jokes are alive and kicking! Yep, we've got tons of Halloween jokes that will get even the undead gasping with laughter.

We've also got a gaggle of ghost jokes, very funny vampire jokes, eye-watering witch jokes and mega monster jokes!

What do ghosts eat for dinner?


What is a ghost's favourite pudding?


Why can't Frankenstein fly?

He never makes it through the metal detector!

What game do monsters play?

Hide and shriek!

What kind of streets do zombies prefer?

Dead ends!

What do little monsters call their parents?

Mummy and Dead-y!

What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?


Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...

Necks please!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the 'w'!

What kind of letters do vampires get?

Fang mail!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!

Necks, please!

What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?

Plenty of room!

What monster fits on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

How do vampires get into houses?

Through the bat flap!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth?

He had bat breath!

Where do you find a monster snail?

At the end of a monster's finger!

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