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What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What is a ghost's favourite pudding?
Why can't Frankenstein fly?
He never makes it through the metal detector!
What game do monsters play?
Hide and shriek!
What kind of streets do zombies prefer?
What do little monsters call their parents?
Mummy and Dead-y!
What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?
Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'!
What kind of letters do vampires get?
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!
What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?
Plenty of room!
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!
Why did the vampire brush his teeth?
He had bat breath!
Where do you find a monster snail?
At the end of a monster's finger!