Zombie Jokes

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Why didn't the zombie cross the road?

They didn't have the guts!

What do zombies have for school lunches?

Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!

Why do zombies never eat comedians?

They taste funny!

Where do zombies swim?

The DEAD sea!

What do zombies say before a boxing match?

Do you want a piece of me?!

What's a zombies favourite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders!

Where do most zombies live?

On dead end streets!

Why did the zombie do so well on the test?

Because it was a no brainer!

Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's a zombies favourite bean?

A human bean!

Do zombies eat candy corn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately!

Why are zombies always hired as make-up artists?

Because they have to put their face on every morning!

What should you do at a Halloween party if a zombie rolls their eyes at you?

Roll them back to them!

Did you hear about the zombie cow?

He wants to eat your GRAAAAIIIIINNNS!

What do you give a zombie who is up to their neck in slime?

More slime!

Why are zombies good at Minecraft?


What did the zombie say to the villager?

Nice to eat you!

What kind of streets do zombies prefer?

Dead ends!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately!

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten!

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