Witch Jokes

These funny Halloween witch jokes spell just one thing: hilarity!

We predict a spell of giggles! Once you're done with these funny witch jokes, check our our very funny vampire jokes, mega monster jokes and ha-Halloween jokes.

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the 'w'!

What do you call witches who lift-share?


What happened to the bad-tempered witch?

She flew off the handle!

What do witches put in their hair?

Scare spray!

What's a witch's favourite make-up?


What do you learn at witch school?


What do you call a witch with chickenpox?

An itchy witchy!

What do you call witches who live together?


What do the fastest witches use to get around?


What do witches use to style their hair?

Scare spray!

What happenes to witches who break the school rules?

They get ex-spelled!

What noise did the witch’s cereal make?

Snap, cackle and pop!

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