Why can't Frankenstein fly?
He never makes it through the metal detector!
What game do monsters play?
Hide and shriek!
What kind of streets do zombies prefer?
What do little monsters call their parents?
Mummy and Dead-y!
Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten!
Where do you find a monster snail?
At the end of a monster's finger!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
How can you tell if there’s a monster in your fridge?
You can't shut the door!
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it's ripe!
Who delivers monster babies?
How does Frankenstein get around town?
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
Did you hear about the monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick!
How would you describe a monster with amazingly good hearing?
What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?
What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates!
On what day do monsters eat people?
What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
How do monsters like their eggs?