Monster Jokes

Monster jokes get monster laughs. We've caged the top funny monster jokes for you here...

Where do you find a monster snail?

At the end of a monster's finger!

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

How can you tell if there’s a monster in your fridge?

You can't shut the door!

What do you do with a green monster?

Wait until it's ripe!

How would you describe a monster with amazingly good hearing?


What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?

The dentist!

What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?

A monster on roller skates!

On what day do monsters eat people?


What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?

Plenty room!

What monster fits on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman!

How do monsters like their eggs?


Can a monster jump higher than a tree?

Of course - trees can't jump!

How do monsters count to 13?

On their fingers!

What’s a monster favourite dessert?

Leeches and scream!

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