Vampire Jokes

Fang-tastically funny vampire jokes for Halloween!

Sink your teeth into these funny vampire jokes from Beano!

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What did Postman Pat deliver to Dracula?

Letters from his fang club!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...

Necks please!

What kind of letters do vampires get?

Fang mail!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!

Necks, please!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

How do vampires get into houses?

Through the bat flap!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth?

He had bat breath!

Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?

He'd always wanted a bloodhound!

Why are vampires unpopular?

They're a pain in the neck!

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