What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...
What kind of letters do vampires get?
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!
Why did the vampire brush his teeth?
He had bat breath!