Vampire Jokes

Fang-tastically funny vampire jokes for Halloween!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...

Necks please!

What kind of letters do vampires get?

Fang mail!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!

Necks, please!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

How do vampires get into houses?

Through the bat flap!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth?

He had bat breath!

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