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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...
What kind of letters do vampires get?
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a vampire!
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!
Why did the vampire brush his teeth?
He had bat breath!
Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?
He'd always wanted a bloodhound!
Why are vampires unpopular?
They're a pain in the neck!