Vampire Jokes

Fang-tastically funny vampire jokes for Halloween!

Sink your teeth into these funny vampire jokes from Beano!

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Why do vampires never wear make-up?

Because they can't see their reflection!

What's a vampires favourite lipstick shade?

Blood red!

What's a vampire's favourite ice-cream flavour?

Veinilla!

What's a vampire's favourite treat?

Haribo fang-tastics!

What is Dracula's favourite dance?

The fang-dango!

What did Postman Pat deliver to Dracula?

Letters from his fang club!

Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?

He'd always wanted a bloodhound!

Why are vampires unpopular?

They're a pain in the neck!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you've become a vampire...

Necks please!

What kind of letters do vampires get?

Fang mail!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

How do vampires get into houses?

Through the bat flap!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth?

He had bat breath!

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