Sink your teeth into these funny vampire jokes from Beano!
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Why do vampires never wear make-up?
Because they can’t see their reflection!
What’s a vampires favourite lipstick shade?
What’s a vampire’s favourite ice cream flavour?
What’s a vampire’s favourite treat?
What is Dracula’s favourite dance?
What did Postman Pat deliver to Dracula?
Letters from his fang club!
Did you hear abut the vampire who got a pet dog?
He’d always wanted a bloodhound!
Why are vampires unpopular?
They’re a pain in the neck!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Doctor, doctor! They are saying in the waiting room that you’ve become a vampire…
What kind of letters do vampires get?
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
Why did the vampire brush his teeth?
He had bat breath!
How do vampires get into houses?
Through the bat flap!