What do you call a ghost comedian?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What is a ghost's favourite pudding?
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
You can see right through them!
Why did the ghost go to the theatre?
To see a phantomime!
What do ghosts say to their children?
Spook when you're spooken to!
What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt!
How did Scrooge end up with the football?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?
A toasty ghosty!
When do ghosts eat breakfast?
In the moaning!
Why did the ghost go to the sales?
He was a bargain haunter!
On what day are ghosts most scary?
Which Shakespeare play do ghosts like best?
Romeo and Ghoul-iet!
What do ghosts put on their turkey?
What was the ghost's best position?
What tool helps a ghost lie perfectly flat?
A spirit level!
What should you say if you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo?"
What do you find up a ghost’s nose?
How do ghosts fly?
What do you do when 50 ghosts visit your house?
Hope it's Halloween!