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41 Best Skeleton Jokes Your Friends Will Find Humerus

These funny skeleton jokes will really tickle your funny bone!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  October 6th 2022

These skeleton jokes are bone-shakingly funny!

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Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons?

A bone-sai tree!

A green tree

Why is a ribcage like a window?

You can see right through them!

Laughing skeleton

What do old skeletons complain about the most?

Aching bones!

Smiling skull

What do you call a skeleton with no friends?


A smiling skeleton

What is a a skeletons favourite musical instrument?

A saxo-bone!

Somebody playing a saxophone

Why did the skeleton eat constantly?

They never felt full!

Laughing skeleton holding a huge hamburger

Why did the skeleton refuse to go on the rollercoaster?

They didn't have the guts for it!

Grinning skeleton with two slices of cucumber on their eyes

What's so nice about the skeleton?

He always lends a hand!

What happened when the skeleton got angry?

He lost his head!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body!

What's a skeleton's favourite ride at the funfair?

The helter SKULLter!

How do skeletons like their eggs?


Grinning skeleton wearing green sunglasses doing the Dab Fortnite dance

How do skeletons tell their future?

They look at their HORRORscope!

Grinning skull

Why was the skeleton so mean?

He was heartless!

Grinning skeleton wearing green sunglasses doing the Dap Fornite dance

Why are skeletons so chill?

Nothing gets under their skin!

Grinning skeleton wearing dark sunglasses

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the Body Shop!

How much do bones weigh?

A skele-tonne!

Why didn't the skeleton want to go on the rollercoaster?

It didn't have the stomach for it!

Why is the skeleton so funny?

He's very humerus!

What did the french skeleton say?


What do you call a silly skeleton?

A bone head!

A smiling poo

How does a skeleton get into his house?

With a skeleton key!

What does a skeleton drink tea out of?

Bone china!

What's a skeleton's favourite food?

Spare ribs!

Who is the greatest detective of all the skeletons?

Sherlock Bones!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

It had no body to go with!

Where did the skeleton keep his pet tiger?

In his rib cage!

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone!

Where should you put a skeleton?

In the living room!

What did the skeleton say to the barman?

I'll have a drink and a mop!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Why didn't the skeleton do any exercise?

Lazy bones!

What do skeletons take calls on?

Their mobile bones!

Who won the best skeleton competition?

No body won!

What do skeletons fly in?


What do skeletons say before they eat?


Why didnโ€™t the skeleton play golf?

His heart wasn't in it!

What is a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?

The trom-BONE!

Why don't they play music in skeleton church?

No organs!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to The Body Shop!

Why did the skeleton quit?

His heart wasn't in it!

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