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Best Skeleton Jokes

These funny skeleton jokes will really tickle your funny bone!

These skeleton jokes are bone-shakingly funny!

If you think these are humerus, why not check out some other spoooooooky jokes to – we have witch jokes, vampire jokes and Halloween jokes!

And don’t forget our awesome joke generator too for random jokes on every subject.

What’s so nice about the skeleton?

He always lends a hand!

What happened when the skeleton got angry?

He lost his head!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body!

What’s a skeleton’s favourite ride at the funfair?

The helter SKULLter!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the Body Shop!

How much do bones weigh?

A skele-tonne!

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go on the rollercoaster?

It didn’t have the stomach for it!

Why is the skeleton so funny?

He’s very humerus!

What did the french skeleton say?


What do you call a silly skeleton?

A bone head!

How does a skeleton get into his house?

With a skeleton key!

What does a skeleton drink tea out of?

Bone china!

What’s a skeleton’s favourite food?

Spare ribs!

Who is the greatest detective of all the skeletons?

Sherlock Bones!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

It had no body to go with!

Where did the skeleton keep his pet tiger?

In his rib cage!

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone!

Where should you put a skeleton?

In the living room!

What did the skeleton say to the barman?

I’ll have a drink and a mop!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Why didn’t the skeleton do any exercise?

Lazy bones!

What do skeletons take calls on?

Their mobile bones!

Who won the best skeleton competition?

No body won!

What do skeletons fly in?


What do skeletons say before they eat?


Why didn’t the skeleton play golf?

His heart wasn’t in it!

What is a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument?

The trom-BONE!

Why don’t they play music in skeleton church?

No organs!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to The Body Shop!

How do you get into a locked graveyard?

Use a skeleton key!

Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant?

For spare ribs!

Why did the skeleton quit?

His heart wasn’t in it!

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