Ultimate 20 Best Pumpkin Jokes & One-Liners 2024!
These hilariously funny pumpkin jokes and puns are as gourd as it gets!
Welcome to the spook-tacular world of pumpkin jokes and Halloween hilarity! At Beano.com, we’re bubbling over with ghoulish giggles and frightfully funny one-liners that’ll have you cackling louder than a witch's coven at midnight.
Whether you’re carving up a jack-o’-lantern or trick-or-treating with friends, our collection of pumpkin puns and Halloween humor is here to make your spooky season even more fun. From silly squash puns to pumpkin one-liners, get ready to scare away the gloom and fill your October with laughter. Dive into our creepy, kooky, and totally kooky jokes that’ll have you and your pals rolling in the pumpkin patch.
So, grab your broomstick, put on your spookiest costume, and get ready for a boo-tifully funny time with our Beano-approved Halloween fun!
If you're looking for even more frightfully funny jokes try our halloween humour, monster mirth makers and living-dead-funny zombie jokes. And yes, we also do jokes about non-scary things too.
Why was the pumpkin not allowed to fly a plane?
It didn't have a pie-lot's licence!
What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
Autumn-y ache!
Did you hear about the man who got crushed by a pumpkin?
He was squashed!
What do you call the head business Pumpkin?
The Chairman of the Gourd!
What's a pumpkin's favourite genre?
Pulp fiction!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
What’s a pumpkin’s favourite drink?
Orange Squash
What does a Pumpkin pirate wear over its eye?
A pumpkin patch!
Why do people always choose Pumpkins by size?
Gourd big or go home!
What did the Pumpkin say to the handsome baker?
I only have pies for you.
What did the Pumpkin say to her girlfriend?
You're gourdgeous!
What do you call a really funny pumpkin?
A pun-king!
What did the scoop say to the pumpkin?
Happy Hollow-ween
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-elf-a!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
How did Cinderella get to be so strong?
By pumpkin iron!
Why couldn't Cinderella use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why can’t Cinderella play football?
Her coach is a pumpkin!
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch!
