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20 Storm Jokes To Put You On Cloud 9!

You'll laugh up a storm with these! Check out these funny storm jokes for some great weather laughs!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 16th 2023

You'll laugh up a storm with these!

These storm jokes are a thundering good laugh! If you liked these, we've also got sea jokes, and for more weather lols, check out our weather jokes. And for some really colourful laughs, look at our rainbow jokes!

And as always, there's loads more to lol at on our joke generator!

What do you call it when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A cloud!

Did you hear the story about the tornado?

There was a twist at the end!

Why didn't the lightning take part in the storm?

It was on strike!

How do you catch a fish in a thunderstorm?

With a lightning rod!

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

You're shocking!

How does the rain tie its shoes?

With a rainbow!

Why does Loki hate Thor?

Because he stole his thunder!

What's a tornado's favourite game?


What happens when a turtle gets struck by lightning?

It gets shell shocked!

What do you call thunder and lightning in a teapot?

A storm brewing!

How do you fix a cloud?

With lightning bolts!

What do clouds wear during storms?


What falls all the time and never gets hurt?


What's the queen's favourite thing about storms?


Why do owls hate wet weather?

It's too wet to woo!

Which animal loves storms?


What's a cake's favourite type of rain?

Lemon drizzle!

What do you call a bear in a storm?

A drizzly bear!

Why can't hurricanes see very well?

Because they only have one eye!