Rainbow Jokes

Beano's bonkers batch of radiant rainbow jokes will pass any comedy test... with flying colours!

Find a pot of comedy gold at the end of this rainbow! Your loot may include... fantastically funny jokes, mythical mermaid jokes or maybe even some wacky weather jokes!

When the rain has cleared, check out Beano's great joke generator

What does a butcher do after travelling somewhere over a rainbow?

Weigh a pie!

What's the term for when it is raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't form?

A refrainbow!

What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?

A trainbow!

What might you uses to sail across the sky?

A rainboat!

What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?

A damp panda!

What's really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?

Rain, probably!

What's multicoloured and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?

A rainbowa constrictor!

Why did the cloud shout "Strike!"?

Because it was at a rainbowling alley!

What's multicoloured and lives up your nose?

A rain-bogie!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he found the rainbow's fingerprints at the scene of a crime?

Hue dunnit!

What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

High Hue, High Hue!

How do you tie up a cloud?

With a rainbow!

Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?

Dr Hue!

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Hardly anything. They're pretty light!

What do you call a colourful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona

A Spainbow!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet!

What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?

Green Green, Yellow!

How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?

Non-violet protests!

What did the cloud say to the rainbow?

You brighten my day!

What's a rainbow's favourite maths topic?

Re-fractions!

A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test.

They passed with flying colours!

What did the little girls ribbon become in the rain?

A rainbow!

What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?

Hue-dini!

Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite cereal, rainbow lucky charms?

He's in love with the shape of U!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow!

I once did an exam on rainbows...

I passed with flying colours!

What's the sounds of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue!

How do you wrap a cloud?

With a rainbow!

The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...

It's a dying art!

What do you call a criminal at the end of the rainbow?

A leprechaun artist!

How do clouds get dressed up?

They wear a rain-bow!

What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?

You'll be the end of me!

What's at the end of the rainbow?

W!

What do you call a rainbow without any colours?

A plainbow!

I was caught stealing a rainbow once...

Ended up getting thrown in prism!

Why is rainbow slime so popular?

It comes with a pot of gold!

What bow can’t be tied?

A rain-bow!

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