Funny Jokes

Get your daily dose of LOLz with these categorically funny jokes from Beano - home of funny jokes!

Funny jokes are our thing! Here's a cracking selection of jokes from Beano's comedy kings and queens. 

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What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

What does "coincidence" mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that....

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why don’t oysters like to share?

Because they’re shellfish!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

Did you hear the joke about the bed?

I haven't made it yet!

Why shouldn't you tell jokes when ice-skating?

The ice might crack up!

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers!

What is the longest word?

Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent!

When is a green book not green?

When it's read!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Its tricerabottom!

Which is the best day to cook bacon?

Fryday!

Did you hear about the thief who stole a surfboard?

He escaped on a crime wave!

Why was the bear spoiled?

People always panda'd to him!

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