Mermaid Jokes

Take a dive into our ocean of marvelous mermaid jokes!

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Why do mermaids never stay on shore for too long?

They find it over-whale-ming!

How do you know if a mermaid likes you?

They give you the seal of approval!

how do mermaids greet each other?

Whale, hello there!

How did the mermaid get scurvy?

She needed more vitamin sea!

Why are mermaids so productive?

They seas the day!

What do mermaids say to old friends?

Long time, no sea!

How do mermaids sing 'call me maybe'?

Hey, I'm a mermaid and this is crazy, but here's my conch shell, so call me maybe!

How do mermaids get their own way?

They, wish upon a starfish!

What did the prince say to Ariel?

We were mermaid for each other!

How do you reach a mermaid?

Call her on the shellphone!

Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?

The scales!

What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?

A photograph of a mermaid!

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?

No, they use their fish fingers!

What did the sea say to the mermaid?

Nothing, it just waved!

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

They're Ariel photographers!

How do mermaids give birth?

A sea section!

How do mermaids clean their tails?

With Tide!

Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?

Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship!

Did you hear about the mermaid that washed up on shore?

It's only a tail!

Why did the mermaid not finish high school?

Her grades where always under the C!

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?


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