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Mermaid Jokes

Take a dive into our ocean of marvelous mermaid jokes!

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Which body part are mermaids scared of?

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Jaws!

Why do mermaids never stay on shore for too long?

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They find it over-whale-ming!

How do you know if a mermaid likes you?

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They give you the seal of approval!

how do mermaids greet each other?

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Whale, hello there!

How did the mermaid get scurvy?

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She needed more vitamin sea!

Why are mermaids so productive?

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They seas the day!

What do mermaids say to old friends?

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Long time, no sea!

How do mermaids sing ‘call me maybe’?

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Hey, I’m a mermaid and this is crazy, but here’s my conch shell, so call me maybe!

How do mermaids get their own way?

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They, wish upon a starfish!

What did the prince say to Ariel?

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We were mermaid for each other!

How do you reach a mermaid?

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Call her on the shellphone!

Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?

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The scales!

What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish’s tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn’t a mermaid?

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A photograph of a mermaid!

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?

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No, they use their fish fingers!

What did the sea say to the mermaid?

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Nothing, it just waved!

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

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They’re Ariel photographers!

How do mermaids give birth?

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A sea section!

How do mermaids clean their tails?

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With Tide!

Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?

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Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship!

Did you hear about the mermaid that washed up on shore?

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It’s only a tail!

Why did the mermaid not finish high school?

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Her grades where always under the C!

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

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Ariel!

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