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12 Desert Jokes To Enjoy After Dinner

Funny desert jokes from Beano!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

Getting lost in the desert would be no laughing matter, but these funny desert jokes are another story.

Enjoy our collection of wacky desert jokes, and then travel straight up to visit our out-of-this-world space jokes or check out our funny science jokes

Why is the sun so smart?

Because it has over 5000 degrees!

Why did the man on the desert island turn red?

He was marooned!

What's the best thing to take to the desert?

A thirst-aid kit!

What did the explorer say when he found water in three different places in the desert?

Well, well, well!

A scorpion in the desert

What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?

I will never desert you!

Why was the castaway delighted when an old window washed up on his desert island?

Because he would have something to open on his birthday!

Why are there no kings or queens in the desert?

Because there is no rain!

How can you hide in the desert?

Use camelflage!

Why did the desert animals get no Christmas presents last year?

Because the lion had sandy claws!

Why should you never go hungry in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there!

What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?

O, Camel Ye Faithful!

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