Space Jokes

Achieve your intergalactic comedy goals with these funny space and astronomy jokes!

Take your jokes interstellar with this collection from around the universe. If you're up for it, pop on over to our science jokes when you're done here, or try out the Joke Generator to discover tons of random funnies!

Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!

Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday!

The moon may not be made of cheese...

But I bet it tastes out of this world!

What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?

A constellation prize!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

He apollo-gises!

What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books!

Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun?

To get brighter!

What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?

Neptunes!

Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?

Marsbars and milkyways!

Why is Buzz light year so good at Maths?

Because he can count to infinity and beyond!

What kind of music do planets like?

Nep-tunes!

What come from another world and are really, really slow?

Snailiens!

What happens to naughty astronauts?

They get grounded!

What do you call a spaceship that drips water?

A crying saucer!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What came from outer space to do magic tricks?

A flying sorcerer!

Why wasn't the astronaut hungry?

She'd had a big launch!

What's the best way to organise a space party?

Planet early!

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, dude!

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head!

What was the biggest problem with the restaurant on the moon?

It had no atmosphere!

When do astronauts eat?

Launch time!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors!

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