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26 Funny Space Jokes That Are Out of This World

Achieve your intergalactic comedy goals with these funny space jokes and amazing astronomy jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 9th 2021

Take your jokes interstellar with this collection of funny space jokes from around the universe. If you're up for it, pop on over to our science jokes when you're done here, or try out the Joke Generator to discover tons of random funnies!

What was the first animal in space?

Cow with horns standing up

The cow that jumped over the moon!

What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?

Cry laughing unicorn and a laptop

The space bar!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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He just needed a little space!

Einstein developed a theory about space...

About time too!

What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity?

A black hole!

Why did the astronaut insist on having wifi when he landed on the moon?

To update his Spacebook status!

Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!

Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday!

What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?

A constellation prize!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

He apollo-gises!

What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books!

Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun?

To get brighter!

Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?

Marsbars and milkyways!

Why is Buzz light year so good at Maths?

Because he can count to infinity and beyond!

What come from another world and are really, really slow?

Snailiens!

What kind of music do planets like?

Nep-tunes!

What happens to naughty astronauts?

They get grounded!

What do you call a spaceship that drips water?

A crying saucer!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

Why wasn't the astronaut hungry?

She'd had a big launch!

What came from outer space to do magic tricks?

A flying sorcerer!

What's the best way to organise a space party?

Planet early!

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, dude!

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head!

What was the biggest problem with the restaurant on the moon?

It had no atmosphere!

When do astronauts eat?

Launch time!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors!