Space Jokes

Achieve your intergalactic comedy goals with these funny space and astronomy jokes!

What happens to naughty astronauts?

They get grounded!

When do astronauts eat?

Launch time!

What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?

An astro-nut!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors!

What kind of music do planets like?

Nep-tunes!

What come from another world and are really, really slow?

Snailiens!

What do you call a spaceship that drips water?

A crying saucer!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What came from outer space to do magic tricks?

A flying sorcerer!

Why wasn't the astronaut hungry?

She'd had a big launch!

What's the best way to organise a space party?

Planet early!

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, dude!

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head!

What was the biggest problem with the space restaurant?

It had no atmosphere!

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