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Fun fact: Baby sharks are called pups!
Which body part are mermaids scared of?
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark….
The novelty is wearing a little fin!
What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
This tastes a little funny!
What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
What’s a sharks favourite movie?
What is a Great White shark’s favourite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off!
What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
Watch that sharkasm, young man!
What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
What did the shark say to the other shark?
There’s some-fin special about you!
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder with cheese!
What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream!
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it!
What’s a shark’s favourite science fiction TV show?
The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed.
Turns out it was a loan shark!
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin!
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide!
What’s a shark’s favourite bible story?
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wouldn’t help him!
What happens when you mix a shark and a cow together?
I don’t know but I wouldn’t want to milk it!
Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?