Beano’s cool blizzard of winter jokes will defrost your funny bone!
What does a tiger wear in the winter?
A stripy jumper!
What do you call a seagull during the winter?
Why do foxes have a winter coat?
Because they’d get tangled up in a scarf!
Did you hear the serious story about winter?
It’s snow joke!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
What dies a cyclist ride in winter?
Why do wasps stay in their nest in winter?
How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter?
They’re both flying information!
What happens when winter arrives?
Did you know that a cyclops’ favourite winter activity is sking?
It’s like skiing but with one i!
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter…
Its a shame because he had such a great fall!
Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
Because it’s easier than walking!
What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
How do you keep from getting cold feet in winter?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead!
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the cold winter wind makes them water!
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
Why is the working in the arctic winter so great?
Because when the days get shorter, the working week only lasts 30 minutes!
What’s an ig?
A house without a loo!
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like bogies!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
What does Rachel Green’s job title change to in winter?
What do robots wear when it snows?
How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?
She was no spring chicken!
Why do ducks fly South for the winter?
Because it’s too far to waddle!
I got hit in the face with a snowball recently…
Knocked me out cold!
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
How does Shrek keep warm in the winter?
He wears layers and layers!
What is Olaf’s favourite Mexican dish?
Why is it dangerous for Olaf to be angry?
He might have a meltdown!
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
Which athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
Which animal do you want to be in winter?
A little otter!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It’s quicker than walking!