Skip to main content

Winter Jokes

Beano's cool blizzard of winter jokes will defrost your funny bone!

When you have finished howling at these, check out our silly snow jokes, cracking Christmas jokes or our sleighing Santa jokes. Perhaps our autumn jokes will blow you away! 

How do you prevent a Summer cold?

summer jokes

Catch it in winter!

How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter?

winter jokes

They’re both flying information!

What happens when winter arrives?

winter jokes

Autumn leaves!

Did you know that a cyclops’ favourite winter activity is sking?

winter jokes

It’s like skiing but with one i!

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter…

winter jokes

Its a shame because he had such a great fall!

Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?

Swarm!

Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?

winter jokes

Because it’s easier than walking!

What does a cyclist ride in the winter?

winter jokes

An icicle!

How do you keep from getting cold feet in winter?

winter jokes

Don’t go around BRRfooted!

What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

winter jokes

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?

winter jokes

You hang around while I go on ahead!

What did the tree say after a long winter?

winter jokes

What a re-leaf!

When are your eyes not eyes?

winter jokes

When the cold winter wind makes them water!

If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?

winter jokes

No privacy!

Why is the working in the arctic winter so great?

winter jokes

Because when the days get shorter, the working week only lasts 30 minutes!

What’s an ig?

Winter jokes

A house without a loo!

Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?

Because it tastes like bogies!

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!

What do robots wear when it snows?

Roboots!

How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?

Igloos it together!

I got hit in the face with a snowball recently…

Knocked me out cold!

What do you call a snowman’s dog?

A slush puppy!

What is Olaf’s favourite Mexican dish?

frozen jokes

Brrrrr-itos!

Why is it dangerous for Olaf to be angry?

He might have a meltdown!

What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?

frozen jokes

The kind with lots of frosting and icing!

Music, Movie, TV and Gaming Jokes