How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter?
They’re both flying information!
What happens when winter arrives?
Did you know that a cyclops’ favourite winter activity is sking?
It’s like skiing but with one i!
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter…
Its a shame because he had such a great fall!
Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
Because it’s easier than walking!
What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
How do you keep from getting cold feet in winter?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead!
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the cold winter wind makes them water!
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
Why is the working in the arctic winter so great?
Because when the days get shorter, the working week only lasts 30 minutes!
What’s an ig?
A house without a loo!
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like bogies!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
What do robots wear when it snows?
How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!
I got hit in the face with a snowball recently…
Knocked me out cold!
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
What is Olaf’s favourite Mexican dish?
Why is it dangerous for Olaf to be angry?
He might have a meltdown!
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing!