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22 Funny Horse Jokes that Definitely Win Top Prize

Laugh yourself horse with these funny jokes from the farm...

Hay you! Check out these funny horse jokes…

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A pony goes into a bar and whispers ‘Can I have some water please?’. ‘Sure’ Says the waiter ‘Sore throat?’

‘No’ says the pony, ‘I’m just a little horse’

Why didn’t Dracula bet on the horse race?

Two houses laughing

The stakes were too high!

What did the mother horse say to the foal?

mother's day

It’s way pasture bed time!

What do you call someone who is smart compared to horses?

A stable genius!

What does Scooby Doo’s horse say?

Daph-neeeeigh!

What’s a horse’s favourite cheese?

Mascarpone!

What is a horse’s favourite song lyric?

Now watch me whip, now watch me nay, nay!

Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?

Because he was horse!

Who was the horse’s favourite footballer?

NEIGH-mar!

Why did the horse sneeze?

Hay fever!

How do horses say hello?

Hay!

What type of horses only go out at dark?

Nightmares!

What happened to the person who dressed as a half human, half horse for Halloween?

They were the centaur of attention!

What’s a horses favourite TV drama?

Neighbours!

What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Did you hear about the sad horse?

He told a tale of whoa!

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horse-pital!

When does a horse talk?

Whinny wants to!

What kind of horse is good at swimming?

A seahorse!

What game do horses like best?

Stable tennis!

What do you ask a sad horse?

Why the long face?

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