22 Funny Horse Jokes that Definitely Win Top Prize
Laugh yourself horse with these funny jokes from the farm...
Hay you! Check out these funny horse jokes...
Did you hear about the man who got ill from eating a horse burger?
He's in a stable condition!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
There’s a horse walking around in their socks!
A horse walks into a bar
Luckily the landlord called the RSPCA and no one was hurt
A pony goes into a bar and whispers 'Can I have some water please?'. 'Sure' Says the waiter 'Sore throat?'
'No' says the pony, 'I'm just a little horse'
Why didn’t Dracula bet on the horse race?
The stakes were too high!
What did the mother horse say to the foal?
It's way pasture bed time!
What do you call someone who is smart compared to horses?
A stable genius!
What does Scooby Doo's horse say?
What’s a horse's favourite cheese?
What is a horse’s favourite song lyric?
Now watch me whip, now watch me nay, nay!
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was horse!
What does a headless horseman ride?
Who was the horse's favourite footballer?
Why did the horse sneeze?
How do horses say hello?
What type of horses only go out at dark?
What happened to the person who dressed as a half human, half horse for Halloween?
They were the centaur of attention!
What's a horses favourite TV drama?
Did you hear about the sad horse?
He told a tale of whoa!
When does a horse talk?
Whinny wants to!
What kind of horse is good at swimming?
What game do horses like best?