Horse Jokes

Laugh yourself horse with these funny jokes from the farm...

Hay you! Check out these funny horse jokes...

Neigh enough for you? We've got animal jokes, elephant jokes and cow jokes too!

When does a horse talk?

Whinny wants to!

Who was the horse's favourite footballer?

NEIGH-mar!

Why did the horse sneeze?

Hay fever!

How do horses say hello?

Hay!

Did you hear about the sad horse?

He told a tale of whoa!

What kind of horse is good at swimming?

A seahorse!

What game do horses like best?

Stable tennis!

What is a horse’s favourite TV show?

Neigh-bours!

What do you ask a sad horse?

Why the long face?

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