Elephant Jokes

Funny elephant jokes for you to shake your trunk at...

What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?

Stuck!

What do elephants wear to go swimming?

Trunks!

How many elephants can you put into an empty stadium?

One - after that it isn't empty!

Why did the elephant quit the circus?

He was being paid peanuts!

What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

You can't dip an elephant in your tea!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sparrow?

Broken telephone wires!

How do you stop an elephant charging?

Take away its credit card!

What’s blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you tried ironing one?

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