15 Funny Elephant Jokes You Won’t Have Herd
Funny elephant jokes for you to shake your trunk at…
How do you know if an elephant loves to travel?
She always packs her trunk!
What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant?
What’s the biggest ant on land?
What game do ants play with elephants?
How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
Tie a knot in his trunk!
What’s the best way to catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and pretend to be a peanut!
Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?
So they can hide in raspberry bushes!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse!
Why do you never see elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really good at it!
What time is it when an elephant steps on your golf ball?
Time to get a new ball!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO fort?
Time to build a new LEGO fort!
What does Doctor Elephant do at night?
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What do you call an elephant that can’t stop cleaning?
What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of gifts!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
How many elephants can you put into an empty stadium?
One – after that it isn’t empty!
What do elephants wear to go swimming?
Why did the elephant quit the circus?
He was being paid peanuts!
What’s blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
How do you stop an elephant charging?
Take away its credit card!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sparrow?
Broken telephone wires!
What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?
You can’t dip an elephant in your tea!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you tried ironing one?