16 Super Mario Jokes That Score Top Points
Park your kart and call your friends, sisters, and Bros - Beano's best Mario jokes will have them Luigi-hee-hee'ing for days!
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Where does Mario do his food shopping?
The Mario mart!
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What console do you play Mario Kart on in France?
Nintendo Oui!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44192_oui.png)
Where did Mario's Kart go when he parked in the wrong place?
It got toad!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44219_kart-got-toad.png)
What did the green mushroom say to Luigi?
Get a life!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44157_get-a-life.png)
How do the Mario Bros surf the internet?
With a web Bowser!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43959_Web-Bowser.png)
Why did two Boos team up to attack Mario?
They wanted to give him a boo-boo!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44167_boo-boo.png)
How do Koopas communicate?
They use a shell-phone!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44010_shellphone.png)
I mustache Mario a question
But I'll shave it for later!
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What's Mario's favourite musical?
Mamma Mia!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43963_musical-mario.png)
What kind of parties does Koopa Troopa throw?
Shellebrations!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44021_better-shellebration.png)
Why couldn't Toad build an indoor pool?
He didn't have mush-room!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43971_mushroom.png)
What do you call a male goomba getting married?
A groom-ba!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43916_groomba.png)
What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
A LuWigi board!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44186_oujia-board.png)
How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?
Dino-sore!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43927_dinosore.png)
What does Princess Peach use to reach the high shelf?
A toadstool!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/44002_Peach.png)
Why is Toad invited to every party?
He's a fun-gi!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43986_Fungi.png)
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