Park your kart and call your friends, sisters, and Bros – Beano’s best Mario jokes will have them Luigi-hee-hee’ing for days!
What happens if your car breaks down in the Mushroom Kingdom?
It gets toad!
Where does Mario do his food shopping?
The Mario mart!
What console do you play Mario Kart on in France?
Where did Mario’s Kart go when he parked in the wrong place?
It got toad!
What did the green mushroom say to Luigi?
Get a life!
How do the Mario Bros surf the internet?
With a web Bowser!
Why did two Boos team up to attack Mario?
They wanted to give him a boo-boo!
How do Koopas communicate?
They use a shell-phone!
I mustache Mario a question
But I’ll shave it for later!
What’s Mario’s favourite musical?
What kind of parties does Koopa Troopa throw?
Why couldn’t Toad build an indoor pool?
He didn’t have mush-room!
What do you call a male goomba getting married?
What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
A LuWigi board!
How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?
What does Princess Peach use to reach the high shelf?
Why is Toad invited to every party?
He’s a fun-gi!