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20 Sonic Jokes

Gotta LOL fast! Take this 20 super speedy Sonic Hedgehog jokes for a quick spin! Even Dr Robotnik would crack a smile at these spiky blue gaming gags!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 21st 2024

Are you a fan of this classic game series? How about laughing? Well if you like either then you're in the right place! So strap on your red trainers and get ready to laugh at this ridiculous collection of lightning fast Sonic the Hedgehog gags! Heads or Tails... you laugh!

But if you're looking for some other video game funnies then check out these Donkey Kong jokes, these Candy Crush jokes, or even these amazingly oldschool Pacman jokes!

Anyway, let's get back to Sonic!

Sonic is renaming himself “Tinnitus”

It has a nice ring to it!

I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics...

He said it was one of his many issues!

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog!

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo!

What did Dr Robotnik say after Sonic lost all his rings?


Why does Sonic wear gloves?

Because his hands are cold!

Where does Tails go if he is missing a tail?

The Re-tailer!

Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil

Gotta go Faust!

What is Sonic the Hedgehog’s favourite season?


What is Eggman's underwear of choice?

Robot Knicks!

How do you contact Sonic?

You give him a ring!

What’s Sonic’s favourite type of food?

Fast food, obviously!

Why did Sonic stop playing video games?

He finished them too quickly!

What do you call Sonic when he’s acting funny?

Comic the Hedgehog!

What does Sonic the hedgehog eat for a snack?

Prickled onions!

What do you call Sonic’s Shakespeare-obsessed brother?

Sonnet the Hedgehog!

I shaved Sonic once

It was pointless!

Sonic doesn’t eat worms like other hedgehogs

He’s a hedgetarian!

How do Sonic and Tails play leapfrog?

Very carefully!

What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays?


monday jokes