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Top 30 Funniest Pacman Jokes & Puns for Kids

Try out these hilarious jokes and puns about pacman!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 17th 2022

Everyone knows Pacman! This dot-munching, ghost-avoiding circle with a mouth is one of those classic video game characters that needs no introduction. But we'll give him one anyway! Pacman's from the 80s and was one of the first ever really popular video games. Originally the game came from Japan and was called Puck-Man. But whatever you call him, you can be sure there are some funny jokes to be told about his maze-searching antics!

So if you're looking for some perfectly proposterous Pacman jokes, you're in the right place! But if you'd rather be somewhere else we've still got you covered! Just try our very own amazing online games - like the futuristic Infinity Explorer, the explosive Guy Fox Fireworks, or even this Random Animal Mash-Up Maker! We've got loads of great stuff for you to try out!

Anyway, you came here for Pacman jokes - and here they are! *drumroll please!*

Why doesn't Pacman use Twitter?

He doesn't like being followed!

What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and Pacman?

One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog!

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos?


An exploding avocado

What would pac-man do if he had legs?


I don't like Pacman.

He's all mouth!

When did Pac-Boy become Pac-Man?

When he went through Q*bert-y!

What do you call pac-man when he’s helping you with your garden?

A weed-wakawaka!

What does PacMan use to make a stir-fry?

A wok, a wok, a wok, a wok!

Pac-Man is a pie chart...

For the amount of Pac-Man you can see at any given time!

A pork pie

I got my friend a cheese cake in the shape of Pac Man…

At least that's what I told him when he saw it!

What does Pac-Man put in his Burritos?


Pacman used to love mazes…

But after entering this last one, He’s not so sure where he stands anymore!

Why are there no baby ghosts in Pacman’s maze?

They’re at the day scare centre!

Did you hear about when Pinky got sweaty chasing Pacman?

She was a toastie ghostie!

What is Pac-Man's favourite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok!

How do Pacman ghosts manage to keep chasing Pacman for so long?

They exorcise daily!

What does Pacman’s mum let his have for dessert after he’s eaten his Power Pellet?

A slice of ghost!

Where do the Pacman ghost’s get their colourful sheets?


Why couldn’t the old man play Pacman at the arcade?

He was scared of change!

What is a wolf’s favourite arcade game?


What is a dentist’s favourite arcade game?


What is a hiker’s favourite arcade game?


Hey Man! What Rapper appears when you push two arcade machines together?

Tupac, man! 

What did Clyde say after catching Pac-Man?

A cat and a ghost

“If you’ve got it, haunt it!”

What did Inky say to Pinky after Pac-Man ate a power pellet?

Better buckle up your sheet belt!

Inky: First we chase Pac-man, then Pac-man chases us…

Blinky: It’s a real rollerghoster, isn’t it!

Where do Pinky, Blinky, Inky and Clyde go on vacation?

A pineapple on a California beach

Mali-boo (It’s a ghostal resort!)

How did you manage to avoid the ghosts for so long, Pacman?

Pacman: I’m a MAZE ing!