Pokémon Jokes

Looking for some funny Pokémon jokes? Catch 'em all here!

Take a pika at our amazing collection (pokédex) of Pokémon jokes!

When you've caught 'em all, why not try our Star Wars jokes or Harry Potter jokes?

Maybe even some Marvel jokes!

What is Aladdin's favourite pokémon?

Magikarpet!

What happens when Pikachu holds his breath?

He goes Pika-blue!

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A lightbulbasaur!

What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while mountain climbing?

A peak-a-chewer!

What does an electric-type Pokemon say when he gets gassy after drinking milk?

I’m zaptos intolerant!

How do you hire a Pokemon?

By putting it on stilts!

Where do Pokemon go if their tails fall off?

A re-tail store!

Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?

Because of its bark!

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat!

Which Pokemon can tell you the future?

Pikahead!

What’s better than one Pikachu?

PikaTWO!

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The Poke-Ball!

Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on!

Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

What’s Pikachu’s favorite dance?

The hokey-pokemon!

What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A slow-poke!

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