Star Wars Jokes
May the fourth be with you! Check out 20+ of the funniest Star Wars jokes in the universe...
Let's celebrate Star Wars Day with some jokes from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Here's our collection of the best Star Wars jokes - that is, the funniest Star Wars jokes in the universe!
When is Star Wars Day? May the fourth of course! May the fourth be with you... When you're done here, check out our collection of space jokes, science jokes and Marvel jokes or pop on over to our Joke Generator.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was!
How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?
On the dark side!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf?
May the course be with you!
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?
May the forest be with you!
Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?
What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?
What is R2D2 short for?
Because he has little legs!
Did you know RD2D uses foul language?
They have to bleep out all his words!
What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi!
What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?
How do Wookies like their cookies?
Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?
She was looking in Alderaan places!
Who does Princess Leia's hair?
How do Jedi say goodbye?
See ya Leia!
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
What does Wookiee taste like?
A little Chewy!
How hot is it on Polis Massa?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents!
What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?
What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?
Why didn't Luke cross the road?
He got a ticket for Skywalking!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee!
How do Jedi view PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi!
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
He's a little short!
Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?
Where do Star Wars characters shop?
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
Who would serve you in a Star Wars themed restaurant?
What do you call a pirate droid?
Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
Because he's green fingered!
May the fourth be with you...
...because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth!
Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?
She had Alderaan answers!
Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?
What's R2-D2 short for?
He's only got little legs!
What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?