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66 Funny Star Wars Jokes From a Galaxy Far Far Away!

Check out the funniest Star Wars jokes in the entire universe. They are totally out of this galaxy!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 5th 2024

Celebrate Star Wars Day (or any day!) with some funny Star Wars jokes from a long time ago, and a galaxy far, far away.

Here's our collection of the best Star Wars jokes - that is, the funniest Star Wars jokes in the universe!

When is Star Wars Day you ask? May the fourth of course! May the fourth be with you... When you're done here, check out our collection of space jokes, science jokes and Marvel jokes or pop on over to our Joke Generator.

What sound do Star Wars sheep make?

Day go baaaa!

What is Darth Vader's favourite NFL team?

Las Vegas Vaders!

Did you hear about Baby Yoda's first word?

It came after his second word!

What do you call an invisible droid?

C-through-PO!

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn’t hang so low!

What do you call Kenobi triplets?

Obi-Three!

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

Since the Sith grade!

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?

Because a Jedi must have patience!

Why was R2-D2 angry?

People kept pushing his buttons!

Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8!

What do you call C-3PO swimming in the ocean?

Sea-3PO!

What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?

The umpire!

Where does Kylo Ren get his fancy black clothes?

From his wardrobe!

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?

“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”

Darth Vader Jokes

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?

At the Darth Maul!

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

Han Duet!

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?

Leia Organic!

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side!

What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?

A More-Rey eel!

What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?

Crashdo!

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?

Never sell me the cods!

What did Admiral Ackbar say after recording some music?

"It's a rap!"

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

May the floss be with you!

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because they're always making new friends!

A mechanic examining tyres

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the restaurant?

"Use the forks, Luke!"

Obi Wan and a light saber

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean!

What do you call a space pilot who loves having fun?

Han YOLO!

Why did Darth Vader visit every guitar shop in the galaxy?

He needed to find the rebel bass!

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

On the dark side!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf?

May the course be with you!

A mouldy sandwich watches a game of golf

What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?

May the forest be with you!

Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?

Darth Maul!

What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?

Rebel scrum!

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?

Mango Fett!

Did you know RD2D uses foul language?

They have to bleep out all his words!

A woman enjoying some music

What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?

Star Wars!

How do Wookiees like their cookies?

Chewie!

What is Darth Vader's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-nas, ba-nanas, ba-nanas!

Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places!

Who does Princess Leia's hair?

Darth Braider!

How do Jedi say goodbye?

See ya Leia!

What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?

An ele-vader!

What does Wookiee taste like?

A little Chewy!

How hot is it on Polis Massa?

Luke warm!

Planets

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?

A yo-Yoda!

An old fashioned toy

What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?

The!

Why didn't Luke cross the road?

He got a ticket for Skywalking!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

A Chewbacca lookalike and a mirror ball which looks like the Death Star

How do Jedi view PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi!

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?

He's a little short!

Toad jokes

Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?

Luke Dishwasher!

A pile of washing up

Where do Star Wars characters shop?

Darth Maul!

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

With Ewokie-Talkies!

A cuddly toy bear and an actual bear

Who would serve you in a Star Wars themed restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrrr 2-D2!

Why is Yoda so good at gardening?

Because he's green fingered!

May the fourth be with you...

...because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth!

Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?

She had Alderaan answers!

Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?

Lando's!

What's R2-D2 short for?

He's only got little legs!

R2-D2 and C3PO

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?

Admiral Snackbar!

A hot dog

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

Star Wars characters on the beach

What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?

Star Warts!

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