Name: Alexander Lemming III
Age: Very old (for a lemming, anyway)Best friend: Calamity James
Worst enemy: Calamity James’s bad luck
Prized possession: A vintage bottle of 1912 Boris Borthwick’s Biological Botty Balm, which he has almost used up on James.Motto: “If it happens to me, it’s a tragedy. If it happens to him, it’s hilarious!”
Super skill: Plummeting from great and not-so-great heights. Any height, really – it’s the plummet that is importantFamily: Sadly, they have all successfully plummeted now
Address: 13 Lucky Lane, BeanotownFact: Calamity James’s patronus is a lemming, and Alex’s is a First Aid Kit!